this one’s a keeper
I have queued this since June 19th
Me as a husband
This is beautiful.
this one’s a keeper
I have queued this since June 19th
Me as a husband
This is beautiful.
Ok, so here is the croissant that started all this mess:
When asked about what kind of animal might it be, the woman said: "It's this, oh, what is it called... A lagun!"
The devil works fast, but The Krakow Animal Welfare Society works faster:
They already made a merchandise with an illustration of the lagun - they posted information about it on Facebook on Tuesday evening and by the Wednesday morning everything was already sold out.
My university professors are so delighted about this story that they are writing tons and tons of limericks, moskaliks and lepiejs (those two last genres are very popular, ridiculous and humorous types of short poems, in last decades popularized by WisΕawa Szymborska) and posting them on official Facebook pages of our university departments, and I am dying of laughter.
Important update on the story: owners of cafés and bakeries in Kraków realized that this wonderful idiocy that took over the country could bring them profit and help animals, and started selling croissants labeled as laguns: i.e. Massolit Café & Bakery is sending 10% of income from selling laguns to the Krakow Animal Welfare Society. Thankfully laguns are selling like hotcakes and bakeries don't plan to stop making them, so the story that started and could quickly die as just another seasonal nonsense transformed into a tool for helping small, helpless, vulnerable creatures, far less dangerous than vicious lagun.
This is how cyptids get started.
To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym youβre picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!
And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!
[ID: a phone tucked in very cozy in a perfectly fitting wooden doll-size canopy bed with floral motifs. it has a little dishtowel as a blanket /End ID]
Crow Time - Statue 1
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It brings me joy! It validates my bird obsession!
looked at this and freaked out because I noticed that it said βpetrolatumβ and not βpetroleumβ.
My whole life I thought that it was some weird byproduct of the oil industry, and I never questioned that belief.
I suddenly remembered every time I had called it βpetroleum jellyβ and thought that I mustβve looked like a massive idiot.
Anyway, anything that enters my brain is immediately converted into the action of pulling up a Wikipedia article, and as it turns out, it actually is called βpetroleum jellyβ (which consists of white petrolatum) and is a weird byproduct of the oil industry
This is batmanisagatewaydrug's "Taylor Swift is not gay" post all over again.
OP: so this is the ‘intense regional downpour’ on the weather forecast
I love when the weather says 'fuck you, get soaked,' to a single mile-wide or square-mile piece of land.
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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for context, scientists have know about these mfs for like a HUNDRED YEARS but only now have they actually seen one ALIVE !!
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